
10 People You Didn't Know Were Celebrities!
Are you "out of touch"? Not "hip to the scene"? Don't know a Swanepool from a Gertz? Can't keep up with "who's who" in today's fast-paced...


Today's Corrections
WHERE ARE THEY NOW? In Sunday’s “Where Are They Now?” column, Rue McClanahan was described as “ a west coast serial killer obsessed with...


Bad Book Titles
One of the keys to a successful book is a great title - like my new book, Good Luck Mr. Gorsky. Isn't that catchy? By contrast, here are...


Job Interview
There's a lot not to like about today's Times Square. When I'm elected mayor, first thing I do is bulldoze Bloomberg's pedestrian park...

Things I DON'T Miss About Pre-Giuliani New York City: #7 Colony Records
I was born in New York City. I’ve lived and worked in New York City all my life. I’ve been a major success in New York City, I’ve been a...


My First Poem
The rain. The rain fell. Like an awkward child tripping in the schoolyard and cracking a tooth. The rain fell and washed away - - the...

Max
Max went fast. There is a melancholy, unavoidable, that settles in middle age. I put that as a universal statement of fact, assuming that...