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Are you "out of touch"? Not "hip to the scene"? Don't know a Swanepool from a Gertz? Can't keep up with "who's who" in today's fast-paced celebrity fame culture? Don't feel inadequate, I'm here to help! Just click through your scorecard on who's "happening now"! #1 - U Da Man, indy rapper Seriously, you never heard of him? He's a big indy rapper. #2 - Alvarado Jose Arrozconpollo - Web Actor Has appeared in several webisodes produced by former students of the Upright Citizens

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? In Sunday’s “Where Are They Now?” column, Rue McClanahan was described as “ a west coast serial killer obsessed with astrology”. We regret the inadvertent inference that might have been led some readers to believe Ms. McClanahan was the Zodiac Killer. Ms. McClanahan was a cast member of the popular television show Golden Girls, as well as the spokeswoman for 2000 Flushes. MIDDLE EAST In a recent editorial on the ongoing crisis in the middle east, we mista

One of the keys to a successful book is a great title - like my new book, Good Luck Mr. Gorsky. Isn't that catchy? By contrast, here are some bad book titles. What were they thinking?? BAD BOOK TITLES Children’s Letters to Connie Chung Children’s Letters to Maury Povich Mike Pence’s Life Lessons, Love Lessons Hitler’s Guide to Online Investing Teach Your Pet Racism Empty Out Your Resentment Bucket & Fill Up Your Love Box! I Remember Stalin (Not The Famous One) Orprah-cise You

I was born in New York City. I’ve lived and worked in New York City all my life. I’ve been a major success in New York City, I’ve been a colossal failure in New York City (sometimes in the same twenty four hour period). I’ve starred on Broadway in New York City, I’ve sat on a stoop for hours trying to decide if I should spend my last buck and a quarter on a coffee and buttered roll or a pack of cigarettes in New York City (the cigarettes won – that was a long time ago when a