10 People You Didn't Know Were Celebrities!
Are you "out of touch"? Not "hip to the scene"? Don't know a Swanepool from a Gertz? Can't keep up with "who's who" in today's fast-paced celebrity fame culture? Don't feel inadequate, I'm here to help! Just click through your scorecard on who's "happening now"! #1 - U Da Man, indy rapper Seriously, you never heard of him? He's a big indy rapper. #2 - Alvarado Jose Arrozconpollo - Web Actor Has appeared in several webisodes produced by former students of the Upright Citizens
Today's Corrections
WHERE ARE THEY NOW? In Sunday’s “Where Are They Now?” column, Rue McClanahan was described as “ a west coast serial killer obsessed with astrology”. We regret the inadvertent inference that might have been led some readers to believe Ms. McClanahan was the Zodiac Killer. Ms. McClanahan was a cast member of the popular television show Golden Girls, as well as the spokeswoman for 2000 Flushes. MIDDLE EAST In a recent editorial on the ongoing crisis in the middle east, we mista
Bad Book Titles
One of the keys to a successful book is a great title - like my new book, Good Luck Mr. Gorsky. Isn't that catchy? By contrast, here are some bad book titles. What were they thinking?? BAD BOOK TITLES Children’s Letters to Connie Chung Children’s Letters to Maury Povich Mike Pence’s Life Lessons, Love Lessons Hitler’s Guide to Online Investing Teach Your Pet Racism Empty Out Your Resentment Bucket & Fill Up Your Love Box! I Remember Stalin (Not The Famous One) Orprah-cise You
Max
Max went fast. There is a melancholy, unavoidable, that settles in middle age. I put that as a universal statement of fact, assuming that my contemporaries will all nod their heads in solemn agreement. Even Joel Osteen wakes up some days, looks in the mirror, sighs heavily from the weight of it all, and crawls back under the covers for the rest of the day – right? Maybe it’s just me. One of the things that happens, and there’s no getting around it: the longer you don’t die th